Mayhem

It started out as a yellow loveseat but when I ripped a big gash in it, my mom thought she was being clever by putting a cover on it to "hide" my masterpiece.

I showed her by biting through the cover in yet another spot and literally tearing the stuffing outta that thing


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iPod No More

They took the remote (the 5th notch in my collar) away from me, so I took a bite outta this iPod. My mom says it looks bullet-riddled, she also says it is ruined, but she still won't let me have it.




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Introduction

Hi, I'm Sheldon, I'm a 1-year-old lab/pit mix with separation anxiety issues (that's what I'm letting my mom believe).

She leaves me home alone every single day with just some old fogey dogs that she calls my brother and sister. I had 10 real brothers and sisters who were all my age and looked like me, these two dogs are lazy and set in their ways.

My "sister" thinks she's the queen and ignores me except for when she's growling in my face. My "brother" seems to be a pretty cool guy but he's pretty lazy for a six-year-old!

With them ignoring and losing interest in me, I hafta find something to entertain myself with!

I'll share some of my scores with you on this blog... Please come back soon!


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